Last night at about 4:15am, Will and Jeff arrived back here at the penthouse. I was watching South Park because I couldn't sleep.
The two came into my room and started telling me drunk kid stories, which was fun. Will started to go on and on about how he wanted someone to rub his head so he could fall asleep and then, after some random comment from the peanut gallery, Jeff hops up out of his chair and runs for my bottom desk drawer (the contents of which are known to be sexual and not for general audience members).
Jeff extracted my granite buttplug (yes, a buttplug made of granite; don't worry, if you put it in hot water it warms up nicely) from the drawer. After which he proceeded to then chase Will about the penthouse with this buttplug in hand. They must have made it to the living room because then Will got an empty Hawkeye vodka bottle (1.75) into his hands and started to beat Jeff with it. Jeff returned the favor by beating Will with the buttplug, which honestly must have hurt. He was like walloping the kid on the ass and legs with this plug--this may be because Will is so damned tall, but I think we'll never know.
The moral of this story is: don't get into Addy's bottom desk drawer while you're drunk. You might end up hurting someone?
Only Jeff...
Can we forward this to his mother?
Posted by: Alissa | Mar 12, 2005 at 10:59 AM
You can do whatever you please. =)
Posted by: Addymal | Mar 12, 2005 at 11:37 AM
Now how did Jeff know exactly what was in your bottom drawer, Addy? Hmm? :-p
Posted by: Dani | Mar 14, 2005 at 12:06 AM
You know, that's a really good question that I'm not going to touch.
Posted by: Addymal | Mar 14, 2005 at 12:18 AM
why do u have a buttplug? those things hut like mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: wat??? | Mar 20, 2005 at 08:09 PM
Have you ever talked to Addy before? Seriously, butt plugs are mundane topics around him.
P.S. Update yer blog, buttboy! ;-)
Posted by: Johnny | Apr 03, 2005 at 10:03 PM